English Vinglish…

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the mundan ceremony of his 10 year old son:
as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave

An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.

A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

Covering note:
I am enclosed herewith…

Another one:
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…

Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.

Letter writing:-
I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

A candidate’s job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

[Sent as an email to Sir Noonari]

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