The Biggest Lies in the Air Force… :):):)

  • Base commander to the Inspector General: We’re glad you’re here.

  • Inspector General to the base commander: We’re only here to help.

  • Me? I’ve never busted minimums.

  • I have no interest in flying for the airlines.

  • We will be on time, maybe even early.

  • I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.

  • All that turbulence spoiled my landing.

  • I only need glasses for reading.

  • I broke out right at minimums.

  • The weather is gonna be alright; it’s clearing to VFR.

  • Don’t worry about the weight and balance — it’ll fly.

  • If we get a little lower I think we’ll see the lights.

  • We shipped the part yesterday.

  • All you have to do is follow the T.O.

  • This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent.

  • Oh sure, no problem, I’ve got over 2000 hours in that aircraft.

  • I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument.

  • No need to look that up, I’ve got it all memorized.

  • Sure I can fly it — it has wings, doesn’t it?

  • Your plane will be ready by 2 o’clock.

  • We fly every day — we don’t need recurrent training.

  • I thought YOU took care of that.

  • I’ve got the field in sight.

  • I’ve got the traffic in sight.

  • Of course I know where we are.

  • I’m SURE the gears were down.

 

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2 thoughts on “The Biggest Lies in the Air Force… :):):)

  1. Now I need you here to explain terminological sarcacism and the your professional slang as well . I cant wait till we will be together , and then I can enjoy this.😫

    On Sun, Feb 14, 2016 at 1:42 AM, Madd o Jazar wrote:

    > Umer posted: ” Base commander to the Inspector General: We’re glad you’re > here. Inspector General to the base commander: We’re only here to help. Me? > I’ve never busted minimums. I have no interest in flying for the airlines. > We will be on time, maybe even” >

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