Dialogue – 63 (‘Dhartee Maata’… The Motherland…)

“Mera betay ko fouj mein jaanay ka bohat shouq hai…”

“Masha-Allah…”

“Kiya training karoon iski…?…”

“Kisi khaas training ki zaroorat nahin……”

“Hein..!!..”

“Ji Ji…. Training fouj khud hi karwa de gi… Aap isay sirf acha insaan banaayein….”

“Kamaal hai… Mein ne to suna hai kay acha insaan fouj khud hi banaa de gi… Parents sirf training karwaa dein, kisi coaching center se…”

“Dekha phir…! Ghalat tarteeb sub kuch ulatt kar deti hai… 🙂 …”

“Ok… Hum phir apply karen gey aglay course mein….. Aap sifaarish karen gey na, apnay bhateejay ki…?..”

“Sifaarish..?… Kis liye….”

“Sifaarish, undue favour kay matlab mein nahin keh raha…. Wo kiya hai na, Pakistan hai….. Kuch na kuch to ho hi sakta hai…. Bus khiyaal rakhiye ga, aapka bhateeja hai… 😉 …”

“Bhai… Pakistan ko aap kiya samajhtay hein…?…. Kaisay describe karen gey iss mulk ko…. Aik jumlay mein….”

“Pakistan meri dhartee maata hai… Motherland….”

“Hmmm… Ye jo aap kay body-guards hein, ye kisi ki favour se select kiye thay…?…”

“Na ji.. Mein paagal hoon kiya..?…. Inko behtreen security company se, best record ki base pa, best weapon firing ki base pe, aur best conduct ki base pe rakhwaaya hai…. You know, mera business chotta motta to hai nahin…. 4 to sirf ghar hein….. Itni sarri gaariyyaan hein…. Meri factories ki security bhi yehi company sambhaalti hai….”

“Hum bhi paagal nahin hein…. 🙂 …..”

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