پیغامِ اجل دعوتِ دیدارِ حقیقت۔۔۔ اے دیدہء بینا۔۔

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You nailed it, Akhtar!

Magar keya karen kay ab ye qoum “nail o nail” ho kar thak gayi hai…. Mulk to Khuda kay naam par bana thaa, so salaamat rahay ga (as per roohaani fataawa + paish-goeeaan)…..

Pur ye Parachinar aur Quetta kay loag, jo Khuda kay naam par nahin banay thay, unka kiya kiyya jaaye..!?
Chalein, Khuda kay naam par paida nahin huya to kiya hua, Allah kay naam par inhein maara to jaa sakta hai na….

Awesome Aircraft – 4

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F-16s taxiing out for mission

Umair’s Tagline – 16

تھا کبھی لازمی نصابِ وفا

اب یہ مضمون اِختیاری ہے

Wisdom Pearls – 24

  • Attitudes are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch yours? (Bob Moawad)
  • Three Rules of Work: 1. Out of clutter, find simplicity.   From discord, find harmony. 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity (Albert Einstein)
  • Five great enemies of peace inhabit us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger and pride. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
  • I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. (Henry Ward Beecher)
  • God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you? (William A. Ward)
  • Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. (Leo Buscaglia)
  • A generous heart, kind speech, & a life of service & compassion are the things which renew humanity. (Buddha)
  • A friend is a gift you give yourself. (Robert Louis Stevenson)
  • Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored & destroy the object on which it is poured (Ann Landers)
  • You are the average of the five people you spend most time with. (Jim Rohn)
  • You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say. (Martin Luther)

Now that’s an IVR… :)

MESSAGE LEFT ON THE BRITISH ARMY ANSWERPHONE:

Thank you for calling the British Army. I’m sorry, but all our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organisation, the region, the specific crisis and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia, Serbia, Iraq, Northern Ireland, Sierra Leone, The Congo, marching up and down bits of tarmac in London and compulsory health and safety at work training, we will return your call.

Please speak after the tone or, if you require more options, listen to the following numbers:

A. If your crisis is small and close to the sea, press 1 for the Royal Marines.

B. If your concern is distant, with a tropical climate, good hotels and can be solved by one or two low-risk bombing runs, please press 2 for the Royal Air Force. (Please note that this service is not available after 1630 or weekends.)

C. If your enquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a warship, some bunting, flags, a damn good cocktail party and a first class marching band, please write, well in advance, to the First Sea Lord, The Royal Navy, Whitehall, London SW1.

 

 

From: http://www.pilotfriend.com/humour/jokes/military.htm

Dialogue – 81 (Afterwards….)

“Tum se na milnay ki wajah se, mein pehlay jaisa nahin raha….”

“Aur mein, tum se milnay ki wajah se….”