One liners – 12

The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

[Pauly Peligroso]

Umair’s Tagline – 55

اسے کھونے سے ڈرتا ہوں

جِسے پایا نہیں اب تک

 

One liners – 11

I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

(Unknown)

One liners – 10

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

[Businessman Stanley Randall]